(Actually, it's a hate crime. Sorry if the tease dragged you in.) Explosions at a Cincinnati Mosque, a couple hours after evening prayers. See It Now.
Since no one was hurt, we feel reasonably justifed in finding this quote hilarious (italics ours):
"As of right now, we can't make any comment on the size or the type of explosive," Brooks said. He also said authorities wouldn't speculate on why the buildings, both used as mosques, were targeted.
Gee, what would they be speculating if they would speculate?
We do so wonder.
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