Our allies, the Italians, just won't play fair. All we tried to do was run a little tiny CIA black-bag op where we 'kidnapped' a 'suspected terrorist' off the Italian streets and 'rendered' him to an unknown locale where 'extraordinary measures' can be used by our 'surrogates' in 'interrogation', and now the Italians want to arrest all 22 of our operatives involved. Poor CIA, we only ever get to hear about their massive screw-ups, never the (alleged,) successes. See It Now.
C'mon Italy, be a pal. What if we promise to never do it again?