Hello to the NSA agent who's job requires that he read Standing Eight Count

And our apologies. No one should be compelled to read anything after high school.

And hello to the rest of you. Did you hear yet, through your own intelligence agencies that the NSA case is about "more than wiretapping"? Our informant Kevin Drum has the skinny: See It Now. What's that? No intelligence agency? Why they're the hottest thing for Holiday, and they're easier to get a hold of than the Xbox 360. Standing Eight just opened it's spy agency in [DATE EXPUNGED] and it already rivals the Mossad.

How long will it take for this angle to end up in the 'mainstream' press? Our odds makers place the over-under at Friday. (And just kidding, Mossad, lighten up.)